Lyrics: Mickey (Mouse)

Chapman/Chinn/Cheshire

I’m ashamed to show you round, cause you look just like a mouse
But I can hardly shut my mouth, cause you’ve stunk up my house
You hear everything I sing, cause your ears are really big
When you make a squeak, and I think that you speak,

Oh, mickey, it’s a pity, you don’t understand,
You take me by the heart, and you take me by the hand
Oh, mickey, you’re so pretty, can’t you understand,
Its mice like you, mickey,
Ooh what you do, mickey, mouse mickey, smell up my house, mickey…

Ooh, look over here, while I feed him beer,
To loosen up his claws, and loosen up his jaws…
I keep him in a cage, till he can say my name
He’s no good to me, without fluency…

Ooh, look over there, there’s a little chair,
If I could make him sit, I could do anything…
If he sleeps inside my sock, he gets an electric shock
I don’t know what I’d do, if he shat inside my shoe…