Poem: My best and shortest poems

Surgeon School
This guy’s made a tossed salad
of my insides.
I shouldn’t have given my body to science
while I was still alive.

My Culture
I love a skin cancerous country
A land of babbling blokes
Who wouldn't know high culture
If you shoved it down their throats.

The Great Australian Bite
I took a bite out of the ass of Australia;
Spat it out, it tasted like shit.

Bonfire at Night
The sweet smell
Of a bonfire at night
When you have a crush
On someone nearby.
You’d give the world
To touch;
And nothing separates
The days.